“You’re Next, Facebook”: Elon Musk is going to buy Facebook

Elon Musk, a wealthy businessman and founder of Tesla, is undeniably in the limelight at the moment.

His aggressive takeover of Twitter has been the subject of attention from nearly every significant American media outlet.

Musk raised the topic to a whole new level this morning, with a casual comment from his most recent appearance on the right-leaning news and debate show Rumble, hosted by conservative Sandy Bait.

To put it another way: “Are you going to surprise us and buy something else completely to drive you into the ground?” At that moment the fully excited Bat inquired of his guest.

He said, “Yeah, I can think of a few other firms that are doing well.” Domination. MyPillow has a partner. Facebook, of course. Zuckerberg, it’s your turn! I’ll let you all know!

After taking over Twitter, Musk’s first move was to lay off a large number of employees, a move widely considered disastrous by sector experts as it left no one to operate the company.

Additionally, he set the price of the blue checkmark at $19.99, but after criticism from famed novelist Steven King, he reduced it to $8.00.

$8.00 and Twitter’s future are both already relic of the past.

Soon, we can all spend $12.95 a month to keep tabs on our loved ones and annoy Kid Rock’s raving followers. What a wonderful idea!

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Disclaimer: This is a Satire Article

Information Source: SpaceXMania

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